Another book I should have written

Back in the day when weed was illegal—actually, it still is in some places and isn't federally legal—it was legalized solely for the profits of a certain group of people. But that's beside the point. Years ago, I smoked weed a lot and needed to hide it from my parents, teachers, and the police—the trifecta of authority figures during my younger years. I became very interested in ways to conceal my weed smoking and developed many strategies and techniques.

At the time, I often talked about my plans to write a book on how to smoke weed without getting caught. This meant avoiding detection by everyone in the trifecta of authority figures. Sometimes, this also included girlfriends who were not comfortable dating someone they perceived as a junkie, even if my drug of choice was weed. Over the years, I refined these strategies and wanted to create a guide for people. Now, I'm revisiting this idea. It won't be a full-fledged book, but I do want to write about certain techniques.

For the record, I think there are many reasons not to smoke weed, but I also believe that getting caught when you're not trying to doesn't help anyone. So, I'm not opposed to creating micro-content designed to help you keep your habits private. I plan to produce a well-designed PDF with tips and guides, which I will distribute for free in a way that collects people's email addresses for my personal agenda.

This is a stock photo I had to use because of its stock photo-ness.

Here is a story from my previous weed-smoking days.