Flirting with Barbara Corcoran

So, I was running late for work, hustling to get there. This meant navigating through the Times Square/Bryant Park area of New York City. On this particular day, I encountered a massive crowd blocking my path. I glanced over and noticed a Target commercial being filmed, attracting everyone's attention as they stood there gawking like basic spectators. "Look at these losers," I thought to myself. They see a camera and immediately become enamored with it.

Turning the corner, I spotted Barbara Corcoran from Corcoran Real Estate and Shark Tank. I instantly halted. I was determined to talk to Barbara, even if it meant risking my job.

Barbara was filming a promo and appeared entirely natural. As she wrapped up, a male figure, presumably her security, noticed my presence and seemed unimpressed. Though no words were exchanged, his gaze remained fixed on me.

When Barbara finished, I managed to catch her attention effortlessly, and we engaged in conversation.

I recounted specific details from podcast interviews I had listened to featuring her. I expressed my admiration for her ability to use her ex's disparaging words as fuel and motivation. Despite being told she would "never amount to anything" without him, Barbara went on to build a real estate empire. She's one of my favorite Sharks. Initially, I didn't quite understand her approach, but I've come to appreciate her visceral investment style. She trusts her instincts and identifies character traits that give her the confidence to bet on a particular team.

I found myself immensely drawn to Barbara. Towards the end of our conversation, she surprised me by saying, "I thought you were going to ask me out." She had picked up on the vibe I was giving off.In response, I quipped, "I still can." To which she replied, "You're too young for me."

I wasn't entirely convinced, but it was a delightful encounter nonetheless. I'm glad I stayed. However, I do regret not asking her out. I should have seized the opportunity.