Swiss Rolls and Chocolate Excess

Ever since I was very young, I felt my addictive personality kick into gear. I could never have just one or two Swiss rolls.

Swiss rolls are a packaged Little Debbie baked goods item. My mom used to get me to pack them as the dessert portion of my school lunch.

The problem was, as soon as she got home from the grocery store, I’d ransack the bag looking for the goods. I'd eat 3-4 twin packs right away. Six twin packs of Swiss rolls came in a package, and I would eat 3-4 twin packs.

This quantity would draw a lot of attention to my gluttony, and my mom would tell me I’d had too many or put them on a harder-to-reach shelf. I learned early that my excess eating of Swiss rolls drew attention.

So I quickly learned the best thing to do would be to eat the entire box. I would take the box of Swiss rolls to the bathroom, where I would take a bath and eat all 8 twin packs of them while bathing. Later in life, I would watch The Simpsons on a small television I’d place on the bathroom countertop.

Chocolate was a big joy of mine, and I have a “freshman year chocolate bet story” that I will be featuring next week. TV and chocolate both continue to play overly prominent roles in my life.

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I have a Freshman Year chocolate bet story that I will be writing about next week! I’m very excited to 1) tell you and 2) have the blog topic already lined up! THANKS FOR READING!!!!